Thing of the Day #82: 20 Year Old Walker

Today’s letter:

Dear Thing of the Day,

I can’t stop walking. Why can’t I stop walking?

- Walter

Well Walter, the most likely reason is that you’re a 20 year old walker:

You’re probably not very happy about this. It’s not the most flattering archetype to embody.

The good news is that everyone else is in the boat with you.